Two sounded reasonable. It just never sounded realistic.

Two Was Never an Option pairs a dry truth about moderation with warm 70s-inspired typography and a little retro movement. For anyone who eventually figured out that counting drinks was a lot more work than not drinking them.

Printed on a soft, lightweight unisex tee with a comfortable everyday fit.

The Shirt

• Gildan 64000 Softstyle
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric
• Unisex Fit
• Tear-away label
• Printed to order using direct-to-garment printing

Fit

The Gildan 64000 has a unisex, true-to-size fit with a comfortable, slightly tailored shape. Size up for a more relaxed fit.

Made to Order

Each shirt is printed specifically for your order. That means your shirt isn't sitting in a warehouse waiting for someone to buy it. It's made when you order it.

Check the size chart before ordering for the best fit.

• Machine wash cold, inside out.
• Tumble dry low.
• Do not bleach.
• Do not iron directly on the printed design.

Made to Order

Every One Day Wry shirt is printed specifically for you. Orders typically ship within 2 to 7 business days.

Shipping

Once production is complete and your order ships, standard U.S. delivery typically takes 2 to 5 business days. Tracking information will be emailed once your order is on the way.

Returns & Problems

Because our products are made to order, we generally can't accept returns or exchanges for sizing, color selection, or change of mind.

If your order arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right.

Please check the size chart before ordering.

Something weird with your order? Email us at support@onedaywry.com and we'll help sort it out.