Sobriety makes a surprisingly convincing Halloween costume.

Going As Sober for Halloween brings a little dry humor to spooky season with bold vintage lettering, classic orange and cream, and a jack-o’-lantern worked right into the design. Perfect for Halloween parties, handing out candy, or anywhere your costume needs significantly less explanation than your drinking used to.

No booze. No elaborate costume. Still counts.

The Shirt

• Gildan 64000 Softstyle
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric
• Unisex Fit
• Tear-away label
• Printed to order using direct-to-garment printing

Fit

The Gildan 64000 has a unisex, true-to-size fit with a comfortable, slightly tailored shape. Size up for a more relaxed fit.

Made to Order

Each shirt is printed specifically for your order. That means your shirt isn't sitting in a warehouse waiting for someone to buy it. It's made when you order it.

Check the size chart before ordering for the best fit.

• Machine wash cold, inside out.
• Tumble dry low.
• Do not bleach.
• Do not iron directly on the printed design.

Made to Order

Every One Day Wry shirt is printed specifically for you. Orders typically ship within 2 to 7 business days.

Shipping

Once production is complete and your order ships, standard U.S. delivery typically takes 2 to 5 business days. Tracking information will be emailed once your order is on the way.

Returns & Problems

Because our products are made to order, we generally can't accept returns or exchanges for sizing, color selection, or change of mind.

If your order arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right.

Please check the size chart before ordering.

Something weird with your order? Email us at support@onedaywry.com and we'll help sort it out.