{"product_id":"not-today-t-shirt","title":"Not Today T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeath can wait. You’ve got trails to hike, questionable decisions to make, and a perfectly good sober life to keep living.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot Today, Bud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e pairs a trail-weary Grim Reaper with the kind of casual defiance that comes from making it through some shit and deciding you’re not done yet. Dark humor, outdoor grit, and absolutely no inspirational speech required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor sober hikers, recovering dirtbags, and anyone who plans on sticking around awhile longer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGildan 64000 Softstyle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eLightweight 4.5 oz fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eUnisex Fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted to order using direct-to-garment printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Gildan 64000 has a unisex, true-to-size fit with a comfortable, slightly tailored shape. 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