{"product_id":"dead-sober-t-shirt","title":"Dead Sober T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDead Sober\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e keeps Halloween simple: bold vintage lettering, a skeletal hand clawing its way out of the ground, and absolutely no inspirational message hiding underneath.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade for Halloween, Sober October, or anyone who prefers their sobriety with a darker sense of humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo booze. No motivational speech. 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